ADVENTURE LOG

  1. - "WAIT. WE HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THESE POSTERS."
  2. - "SORRY, WE AGREED WE'D JUST PRESS THE ARROW, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE COULDN'T HELP HIMSELF."
  3. - "OKAY, JUST GOT HERE, SORRY ABOUT THAT MORON. IS THAT A PERSON IN A CRYSTAL?"
  4. - "Oh is that soup? Have yourself some delicious soup."
  5. - "Fucking come on then girl pick something! Youre out of options."
  6. - "Fine what about those boisterous busty brothers? They look plenty cherished!"
  7. - "What about that lovely bit of artwork then?"
  8. - "Guards: Seize him!"
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  10. - "Del'fi: Mobilize the troops."
  11. - "Del'fi: Sacrifice fine skeleton collection."
  12. - "Del'fi: Examine Crop Harvesting Device."
  13. - "Del'fi: Examine skull of beast!"
  14. - "Galloping gladiators thats downright bad ass!"
  15. - "Examine room."
  16. - "Many pages of roleplaying later..."
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  21. - "Meemaw: Onward."
  22. - "Ly'lac: Ride."
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  25. - "Ly'lac: Observe farsphere."
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  27. - "B3 TH3 OTH3R G1RL."
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  29. - "Swiss: Answer knocking."
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  31. - "Swiss: Answer the call of your bling."
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  33. - "Swiss, you get off the computer and face your academic advisor RIGHT NOW."
  34. - "Swiss: Haze your fellow mods."
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  36. - "Go out there and speak to him, young man!"
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  39. - "Swiss: Calmly explain yourself to your academic advisor."
  40. - "Swiss: Face your consequences."
  41. - "Swiss: Resume reconnaissance."
  42. - "True. Take me back to the other one!"
  43. - "Be this guy, then."
  44. - "Be Ly'lac."
  45. - "[S] JadeTok."
  46. - "Jane: Be on that phone."
  47. - "Jane: Wake up."
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  53. - "What a daring dream."
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  64. - "Seafoam Nymph: Respond to Maroon Nymph."
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  69. - "Menacing Figure: Rip and tear!"
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  71. - "CD: Regard menacing figure."
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  74. - "CD: Collude."
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  76. - "CD: Be present."
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  79. - "CD: Hide your disgrace."
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  81. - "CD: Sample the goods."
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  84. - "Examine spoils."
  85. - "Ly'lac: Move."
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  88. - "TH3N D13."
  89. - "4BSCOND, 1D1OT!"
  90. - "STOP W4ST1NG T1M3."
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  92. - "Ly'lac: Strife!"
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  105. - "Ly'lac: Fondly regard the day of your birth."
  106. - "1 C4N'T H4V3 FUCK1NG 4NYTH1NG. WH3R3 D1D TH4T TH1NG 3V3N COM3 FROM?"
  107. - "GR1LL 1T?"
  108. - "OK4Y 4T L34ST 34T TH3 D3L1C1OUS 4PPL3B3RRY SC3NT3D MOLLUSK."
  109. - "TRY 4G41N."
  110. - "Ly'lac: Use wand on Meemaw."
  111. - "Ly'lac: Test wand."
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  113. - "Ly'lac: Quit your puttering around."
  114. - "ROS3 TH1S 1S PR3TTY LOW 3V3N FOR YOU."
  115. - "VR1SK4..."
  116. - "TH4T W4S FUCK1NG VR1SK4!"
  117. - "FUCK YOU!"
  118. - "NO ON3 C4R3S 4BOUT YOUR STUP1D DR34M!"
  119. - "Ly'lac: Read from the beginning."
  120. - "Ly'lac: Browse beyondcanon.com."
  121. - "Ly'lac: Use Farsphere."
  122. - "Ly'lac: Tell a friend about your dream."
  123. - "Ly'lac: Reckon with what you just saw."
  124. - "Ly'lac: Wake up."
  125. - "[S] Ly'lac: Look."
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  127. - "Ly'lac: Examine other rooms."
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  130. - "Where the hell is this?"
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  132. - "Swiss: Revel in tranquility."
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  134. - "Swiss: Commune with bees."
  135. - "Swiss: Examine hives."
  136. - "Swiss: Go right to the source."
  137. - "Oh god, go back to the present."
  138. - "Future Swiss: Be surprised."
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  141. - "Swiss: Message CT."
  142. - "Swiss: Go back inside."
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  145. - "Swiss: Answer knocking."
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  149. - "Swiss: Pick up the tooth this instant, young man!"
  150. - "Swiss: Pick up STEPHEN'S TOOTH."
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  153. - "Swiss: Be understanding."
  154. - "Swiss: Answer TC."
  155. - "Swiss: Elaborate on the Frat System."
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  157. - "Swiss: Examine THE PLAN's apex."
  158. - "Swiss: Examine conspiracy board."
  159. - "[S] Peruse Librarium."
  160. - "Swiss: Examine bookshelf."
  161. - "They're knocking quite loudly..."
  162. - "Swiss: Examine BLADES."
  163. - "My apologies, young man... give STEVE-O a kiss on the cheek."
  164. - "Swiss: Slice BUST OF SENATAUR STEPHEN THE OSTENTATIOUS to ribbons."
  165. - "Swiss: Examine BUST."
  166. - "Swiss: Examine poster."
  167. - "Swiss: Answer the door."
  168. - "Swiss: Turn around."
  169. - "What's this fellow's name?"
  170. - "Be this fellow, then."
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  172. - "Ah, shucks... Then who the heck can I be?"
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  174. - "Be TC. Be the mirthful purple boy."
  175. - "KABOOM!"
  176. - "Ly'lac: Trip and fall flat on your face."
  177. - "Ly'lac: Disarm that last one."
  178. - "Ly'lac: Message Vriska."
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  180. - "Ly'lac: Look at mod chat."
  181. - "Ly'lac: Be accosted."
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  183. - "Ly'lac: Admire your tasteful, artistic WALL SCROLLS once more."
  184. - "Ly'lac: Return suspiciously radioactive pearl to the bed of your beautifully large clam."
  185. - "Ly'lac: Ponder anyways."
  186. - "Ly'lac: Ponder orb."
  187. - "Ly'lac: Crack open OMINOUS TOME."
  188. - "Ly'lac: Try to imagine who your creator is or what they look like."
  189. - "Ly'lac: Take a delectable bite from the BIG GREEN CHUNK."
  190. - "Ly'lac: Cast a spell or two for old times' sake."
  191. - "Ly'lac: Handle your wand."
  192. - "Ly'lac: Ponder the ooze."
  193. - "Ly'lac: Examine little cube."
  194. - "Ly'lac: Examine drawing."
  195. - "Ly'lac: Drink suspiciously colored liquid."
  196. - "Ly'lac: Check up on your vaguely casket shaped closet."
  197. - "Ly'lac: Stop making Homestuck."
  198. - "Ly'lac: Kill yourself."
  199. - "Ly'lac: Fasten candle to head and become the legendary Uni-Nymph."
  200. - "Ly'lac: Peruse personality-revealing desk literature."
  201. - "Ly'lac: Take some alchemy supplies with you."
  202. - "Ly'lac: Alchemize PERFECTLY GENERIC GOO with PURE GOLD."
  203. - "Ly'lac: Eat the chalk."
  204. - "Ly'lac: Play with Chemistry Set."
  205. - "Ly'lac: Set up trap explosives in case anyone tries to get in."
  206. - "Ly'lac: Button up your overalls."
  207. - "Ly'lac: Prepare yourself for long and complicated journey."
  208. - "But first..."
  209. - "Ly'lac: Coat yourself in slime to drown out Ominous Portents."
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  213. - "Ly'lac: Check on Caretaker."
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  218. - "Ly'lac: Check window."
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  221. - "Ly'lac: Check other messages for real this time. Seriously for real."
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  224. - "Ly'lac: Check other message."
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  226. - "OK4Y W1S3 4SS. S3TUP CH4.OS."
  227. - "Ly'lac: Install cha.OS."
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  229. - "Ly'lac: Stop messing around and read some messages."
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  231. - "Ly'lac: Open Naglink."
  232. - "Ly'lac: Equip all bombs."
  233. - "Ly'lac: Explain slime situation."
  234. - "Ly'lac: Water mechanical lotus."
  235. - "Ly'lac: Open present."
  236. - "Ly'lac: Marvel over your vivacious botanical triumphs."
  237. - "Ly'lac: Check notification."
  238. - "Ly'lac: Fondly regard poster."
  239. - "Ly'lac: Throw bomb."
  240. - "Ly'lac: Take bomb."
  241. - "Ly'lac: Pick up a bomb."
  242. - "WR1TH3 L1K3 4 FL4G3LLUM 4ND PUK3 1N YOUR SH3LL."
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  244. - "Ly'lac: Retrieve arms from mysterious shell."
  245. - "Okay, one more time."
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  247. - "Hours in the past, but not many..."
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  249. - "ACT 2"
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  273. - "INTERMISSION"
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  285. - "Hours in the future."
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  287. - "Moments later, but not many..."
  288. - "Oh fuck."
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  290. - "ADDENDUM 1: MEAT"
  291. - "END OF ACT 1"
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  296. - "Kids: Escape from above."
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  305. - "(YOU ARE NOT.)"
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  316. - "YOU ARE COMING."
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  327. - "(John: Be present.)"
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  329. - "(Be past John.)"
  330. - "{==>}"
  331. - "[S] 8r8k."
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  333. - "Terezi: Take my hand."
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  339. - "Terezi: Contemplate."
  340. - "Hours in the future, but not many..."
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  342. - "END OF ACT 1"
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  344. - "(John: Get your shit blasted.)"
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  347. - "(Jane: Your goose is cooked! Actually push that big red button.)"
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  350. - "(Jade: Inspect battlefield.)"
  351. - "(Harry + Vrissy: Be understanding.)"
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  354. - "(Jake: Look out into distance.)"
  355. - "(Jane: Commence battle.)"
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  357. - "(Jane: Release the Brig Boys.)"
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  366. - "(Jane: Look behind you.)"
  367. - "(Jane: Consider, is it too late?)"
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  369. - "(Jane: Push the big red button. Blast it all to high heaven.)"
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  372. - "(Commanders: Congregate.)"
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  378. - "(Rose: Ramble.)"
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  381. - "{S} Begin Session."
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  391. - "[S] {Vriska: Come to.}"
  392. - "Grumpy Exposition Creature: Exposit."
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  394. - "[S] (Vriska: Figure shit out yourself.)"
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  397. - "The Plot Point."
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  401. - "(John and Roxy: Co-parent.)"
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  409. - "(John and Vriska: Touch down.)"
  410. - "(Page of Hope: Rise up.)"
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  414. - "(Jake: Calmly assess the situation.)"
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  419. - "(Jane: Start monologuing.)"
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  421. - "(Jane: Educate these fools on the art of war.)"
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  423. - "(Rebellion Commanders: Finish up here.)"
  424. - "(Karkat: Answer urgent comms.)"
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  426. - "(An hour later...)"
  427. - "(LOBsTERs: Assemble.)"
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  430. - "(Rebellion Commanders: Confer.)"
  431. - "(BIGGEST KAHUNA: Return to base.)"
  432. - "(Big Kahuna: Check the door.)"
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  437. - "Strilondes: Banter."
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  442. - "Dirk: Render yourself in a more age-appropriate manner this instant."
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  445. - "Dirk: Say hello."
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  471. - "(Rose + Kanaya: Receive call.)"
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  473. - "(Tavvy: Continue to hold two cans.)"
  474. - "(CRACK.)"
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  476. - "(Jade: Remember.)"
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  483. - "(Be the selfish adults.)"
  484. - "(Yiffy: Enjoy the show.)"
  485. - "(Yiffy: Swipe a backstage pass.)"
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  489. - "(Yiffy: Receive finishing blow.)"
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  491. - "(Yiffy: Concern yourself with the nervous lad.)"
  492. - "(Yiffy: Reveal true suffering.)"
  493. - "(Be Yiffany Longstocking.)"
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  498. - "(Harry: Reunite with Vrissy.)"
  499. - "(Harry: Try to contact Vrissy again.)"
  500. - "(Harry: Contact Tavvy.)"
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  502. - "(Harry: Abscond.)"
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  504. - "(Harry: Investigate the noise.)"
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  506. - "(Harry: Toss the satchel.)"
  507. - "(Harry: Commence the dress parade.)"
  508. - "(Harry: Acquire Sheriff Dry Hops.)"
  509. - "(Harry: Take the bunny out of the box.)"
  510. - "(Harry: Examine bunny.)"
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  512. - "(Harry: Head to your room.)"
  513. - "(==>)"
  514. - "(Be Harry Anderson Egbert.)"
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  516. - "ahem."
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  519. - "that's b-"
  520. - "Muse: Breathe."
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  523. - "Seconds in the future, but not many."
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  525. - "Shithead: Come on."
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  529. - "Weeks later, but not many..."
  530. - "Knight: Lose yourself to the music."
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  537. - "Meanwhile..."
  538. - "Take a beat."
  539. - "Muse: Consolidate."
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  545. - "cease this nonsense. you are now jade."
  546. - "unacceptable. be. jade."
  547. - "what."
  548. - "be "Jade.""
  549. - "be Jade."
  550. - "Months ago, but not many."
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  556. - "(Vriska: Strike a Pose in case Shit gets REAL or if any8ody is watching.)"
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  571. - "(Jake: Eavesdrop.)"
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  573. - "(Vriska: Snoop.)"
  574. - "(Be Vriska.)"
  575. - "(Vrissy: Check your messages.)"
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  577. - "(Vrissy: Do your own thang.)"
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  585. - "(Vriskas: Exit the cell.)"
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  587. - "(Vrissy: Use Your Sicknasty Brain Exploitables.)"
  588. - "(Vrissy: Get a guard's attention.)"
  589. - "(Vrissy: Try the door.)"
  590. - "(Vrissy: Get key.)"
  591. - "(Vrissy: Call for help.)"
  592. - "(Be Vrissy.)"
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  604. - "(John: Investigate noise.)"
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  606. - "Meanwhile..."
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  609. - "T3LL M3."
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  614. - "I'm going to need to interrupt you for a moment."
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  627. - "Legislacerator: ACCUSE."
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  634. - "HHT: Grow tired of these SH3N4N1G4NS."
  635. - "Accused: Dodge the question."
  636. - "Legislacerator: Proceed."
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  639. - "BEYOND CANON"
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  653. - "CHAPTER 16. Welcome to my Secret Lair"
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  655. - "MSPA Reader: Know immediately."
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  671. - "CHAPTER 15. Ok So There's This Flower"
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  720. - "CHAPTER 14. The Best Laid Plans"
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  744. - "CHAPTER 13. The Funeral"
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  752. - "Dave: Grapple with the clean, soggy consequences of the passage of time."
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  756. - "CHAPTER 12. Really Convoluted Metaphorical Horseshit"
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  762. - "Weeks in the future, relative to the original point of interest..."
  763. - "Back to reality."
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  765. - "[S] (Gaze.)"
  766. - "(==>)"
  767. - "(Months in the past, but not many...)"
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  769. - "Knight: Keep it real."
  770. - "CHAPTER 11. History's Most Notorious Haters"
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  784. - "CHAPTER 10. 1 WOND3R WH4T TH3Y T4ST3 L1K3"
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  791. - "(Yiffy: Lights out.)"
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  811. - "CHAPTER 9. How Goes The Eulogizing, Dear?"
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  827. - "(Vriska: Snap.)"
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  834. - "(Everyone: Congreg8.)"
  835. - "(Harry: Select "SCISSORKIND".)"
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  837. - "(Harry: Acquire scissors.)"
  838. - "(Harry: Examine sewing table.)"
  839. - "(Harry: Go gra8 a weapon.)"
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  842. - "(Jade and Rose: Explain everything.)"
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  850. - "(High above the clouds...)"
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  852. - "(Harry: Pick up.)"
  853. - "(Kids: Converse.)"
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  855. - "CHAPTER 8. A Daughter Astray"
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  902. - "CHAPTER 6. A Conversation Regarding Relevance"
  903. - "CHAPTER 5. YOUR 3Y3S H4V3 B33N CLOS3D"
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  907. - "Dirk and Rose: Behold."
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  910. - "Dirk: Push the button."
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  915. - "Dirk and Rose: Proceed to lab."
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  921. - "Rose: Render yourself more symbolically this instant."
  922. - "Rose: Enter."
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  928. - "CHAPTER 4. The Contest"
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  940. - "...and finds her, momentarily."
  941. - "the knight of time seeks a sylph..."
  942. - "the prince is contemplated for a moment in silence."
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  944. - "the rogue is also awake."
  945. - "sleep is abandoned, coffee sought."
  946. - "karkat is characteristically appreciative of the alarm call."
  947. - "the knight of blood falls."
  948. - "i enter."
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  951. - "CHAPTER 3. How Are Your Feelings"
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  1014. - "CHAPTER 1. Ghostflusters"
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  1018. - "Dirk: Get this show on the road."
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  1024. - "SCR34M L1K3 4 W1GGL3R 4ND T1DY YOUR D3SK"
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  1026. - "L1B3R4T3 L4LOND14N L1BR4RY"
  1027. - "WH4TS TH4T L1TTL3 T4BL3 N3XT TO YOU?"
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  1031. - "Dirk: Inspect delicious houseplants."
  1032. - "==>"
  1033. - "Dirk: Paint. Paper. Get to work."
  1034. - "Dirk: Contemplate equine iconography."
  1035. - "Dirk: Examine room."
  1036. - "Dirk: Stop making Homestuck."
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  1040. - "Dirk: Commune."
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  1046. - "Somewhere, in the distant reaches of space..."